Wee Malkie Offord frae Greenock has done good!
Why did BOJO make him a Tory Lord?                        TL
Resigned from Lordship, Tory party, 63 Companies   TP
   Yet another Millionare Unionist Tory Defect?           TD
Now he's "Scottish Reform" Branch Manager
Will he do as he's telt like the other BMs?
Or succeed in having Scottish Policies?   
   Or Resign from Reform and Holyrood?